So I was bored last Wednesday. Saphire was over, hanging out until archery. And I discovered that my little laptop has voice controls, like dictation and commands. It took a while to set up, but was kinda fun, because I, like everyone at some point, ended up just yelling at the computer and calling it names. (note: computer does not recognize "butt-face" as a word). Saphire and I started yelling at it together and little lights flashed all over the screen. Three windows opened up in quick succession and suddenly the disk tray popped out. It was hilarious.
"open my folders"
"select one"
"no, close that one"
"NO, the OTHER one!!!!"
"ahhhhh